BORED!!!Since I'm stuck in front of my com religiously listening to Kuu-chan's weekly radio broadcast from Internet Radio "J-wave music", I guess I'll forward an interesting story that I just recently came across again.

This story belongs to Muscular Development and Gregg Valentino.And if Gregg Valentino sounds familiar,it's because he's the bodybuilder who experimented with steriods and managed to acquire an in-human 28 inch biceps.Here's the story anyway.There's no paragraphing though for some reason.The only big term to take note of is IFBB(The International Federation Of Bodybuilding And Fitness).

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It was Halloween weekend 2004. I was out every night with my homeboys. I got only about 2 hours of sleep in the past three nights, so finally Monday came and after being out all Sunday night in Club Cheetah in Manhattan, I was dead on my feet. I didn't get home till 9 a.m. Just when I pulled onto my street I stopped for a minute to talk to my neighbor Tina, who I used to bang once in a while way back in my high school days. She is an ex-stripper and a hell of a pig in the sack, too. There must be something in the water where I grew up; evenback in school, Tina was just the way I like'em ... skinny,dark hair and dark eyes with a furry mush pot. Yo she still looks hot over 20 years later. Anyway, she was out this morning walking her ugly-ass dog Pepper, so then I told her she looked hot and that we needed to bang again for old times' sake. Damn, I really needed a mercy fuck. Tina was flirting and teasing me, showing me her new tittie implants and when she lifted up her shirt, I saw her sexy happy trail that went from her belly button down to her furry treasure. Yo fuck the tittle; I see that hairline up the belly and I get all crazy and shit. Oh yea babe, I immediately felt that pulse in my dead dick, normally my creed is "Never go back to old hat,"but desperate times call for desperate encounters. A guy's gonna do what a guy's gonna do! Anyway after a fre minutes of her tesing me, I told her I was really tired and I had to go hit the hay. So we parted ways, I drove two houses down to my driveway and just as I got to my door there was a yellow-post-it on my screen, it simply said, Sorry I missed you, I needed you to sign something. I'll be back later, Thanks, Shawn ... I'm thinking, Shawn who? Who the fuck left this here and what do I have to sign for? I thought, Fuck it, so I took the note, put it in my pocket and went into my house. Damn Tina looked so good; if I wasn't so tired I would have rubbed one out before going to sleep, but I was so tired I was afraid I'd fall asleep with my dick in my hand(It's happened many times before). Oh please; come on fellas, you all know the story, shit happens, don't play dumb; you're all chronic masturbators, too! Anyway, I went to bed and I immediately fell asleep. Now as soon as I fell asleep, all of a sudden I hear the doorbell ring so I jumped up to look out my bedroom window and it's Tina, my neighbor. I quickly got up, ran downstairs and opened the door ... well actually Tina pushed her way in. Tina then started kissing me and taking off her clothes. Markus really does rule( Markus is my dick's name; I named him after Markus Ruhl cause he is white, very thick and veiny as hell, with a big fat head). I was so happy to see Markus (my dick) standing straight up and back in old form. I was thinking in my head "Holy shit" my dead dick works; it's really does get hard!" Maybe it just didn't get hard all this time cause I needed some skinny hot ass to get me going; the endless porno tapes and my right hand with a jar of Vaseline just wasn't cutting it anymore! I got me the real thing now and Miss Hottie, Tina, is kissing me and pullng my chain with her little hand in my undies while I'm thinking in my head, Holy shit, I'm a man again. I then pulled off my underpants and Tina and I ran (with a hard-on) up to my bedroom to get busy! We were both totally naked & really going at it; Markus was throbbing just like I was a teenager again, then as soon as I started kissing her new implants I heard my doorbell ring. I jumped up and looked out the window. I saw a Corvette parked in my driveway while this black guy with a clipboard in hands was ringing my doorbell. I jumped back on Tina, trying to ignore what I just saw but I couldn't concentrate and my boner was going down fast. But the fucking doorbell wouldn't stop ringing! Tina was horny as hell & I was pissed off, so I told her to give me one minute while I threw on a pair of shorts and I ran down to the door. I opened up the front door and who do you think I see?It was fucking IFBB pro bodybuilder Shawn Ray! Yo I freaked the fuck out and I asked him how he knew where I lived and what he was doing rining my bell. Shawn told me Bob Bonham gave him my address and he needed me to sign his petition for the IFBB. So I told Shawn, "Why me?I'm not an IFBB pro." Just then he started getting all rude, so I slammed the door in his face and I ran back to my room. I'm thinking in my head, "Fuck that IFBB petition!I'm getting me some ass." I gotta admit, I was freaked out by the whole thing, but I wanted to get that ass of Tina's so I started kissing Tina's belly, while Markus(my dick) woke right the fuck up really fast & he (Markus) was ready for a workout ... A very heavy workout! So I climbed on top of Tina and just as I'm ready to re-introduce Markus to her dark, Italian, hairy kitty cat, my fucking phone starts ringing and the answering machine picks up ... Yo, gag! I hear fucking Shawn Ray on the phone telling me e is still out on my front steps on his cell phone, so I screamed. "Fuck off!" and then I hung the damn phone up. I mean really, I'm trying to get laid for the first time in a long time and this momo keeps interrupting me over some damn petition for the IFBB that has nothing to do with me. Tina says in a soft voice to come over and help her out. I looked over and Tina was now playing with her little clam pot ... Markus(my dick) jumped back up to attention as soon as I saw her playing with herself; she told me to play with her new implants while she got her little kitty cat all ready for me as I worked my way from her belly then right up to her new plastic melons ... And as fate would have it, as soon as I got there I hear a horn beeping beep...beep...beep...beep...beep; it wouldn't fucking stop! I quickly jumped up, looked out my window and it was Shawn-fuckin-Ray again. I opened up my window and told him that I' m trying to get laid and to leave me alone or I'm gonna violate my probation by beating his annoying sorry IFBB ass ... then I yelled out, "Fuck you and the IFBB!" I then slammed the window closed and shuffled back to Tina. I was so pissed off, Markus(my dick) was all small and dead, but Tina started kissing my neck and Markus began to "Rise from the Dead" ..... YES, once again that shit got my dick up like a rocket, while Tina slammed my down on the bed and climbed up on top of me. Tina was just about to show Markus(my dick) her new "Squatting Routine" and oh yes, Markus was very happy and hitting a most-muscular pose(meaning my dick was hard, veinly bloated,straining & ready to explode). THEN, just as Tina was about to go for the ride of her life we hear these loud explosive sounds coming from my window. Tina & I both jumped up and run over the window and yup, you guessed it, we saw fucking Shawn Ray throwing pebbles at my bedroom window, trying to get my attention ... Oh yea babe. Get my attention, it did. But this time, this was it; I had it with Shawn Ray. "It was Ass-Beatin' Time for the IFBB legend." Tina tried to stop me but I was too pissed off and Markus was now totally dead limp. I marched down to the front door & I went outside to kiss Shawn-fucking-Ray's sorry ass, but now all of a sudden, he was nowhere to be found. His car was done and so was he...Damn that Shawn Ray & that fucking IFBB petition. I don't understand why he needs me to sign it anyway! When I finally got back inside, Tina had all her clothes on, ready to leave. I begged her to stay but she was too upset and stormed out of my house. I ran out after her and told her I was really sorry. I even begged her some more; I'm really good at begging. She said she would come in again but if I got distracted one more time , she was gonna leave and never talk to me again. I promised her no more games, so we quickly both ran upstairs & got naked again. Tina began kissing my neck then moved down to give Markus a spit polish when all of a sudden we hear a voice...Gregg...Gregg...but this time it was now coming from my bedroom door!Yo it was Shawn Ray again, he was back and now he was in my damn house!!!!...I screamed out "That's it mother fucker, you're gonna die now"... I then hear a loud scream "GREGG!" I jumped up, opened my bedroom door & it was my father. He asked me "who was gonna die" and if Shawn was the guy from Quality Carpets stopping by with the paperwork for the new carpet he wants to put down in his art studio...Yo, lucky for Shawn Ray it was all just a fucking dry-hump disappointment of a potential great wet dream.

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Thanks for reading and have a nice day! ｍ（．＿．）ｍアリガト

Oh yea happy Valentine's Day!May you guys have a lasting relationship if you have a 恋人 and may you meet your destined life-mate if you're still single

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